My Beach Vacation Must-Haves

So, funny story, up until December of 2025, I never wore a speedo. But recently I embraced it — and life has a funny way of aligning. One day I was sitting on the beach in Puerto Vallarta and this beautiful Mexican man and I were talking about speedos, and I had revealed that I never had wore one. He literally took his off, and the rest was history. Watch this video where I tell the story:

And, chilleeeee … the next day, I went speedo shopping at a custom designer in Puerto Vallarta… LOL! Check that adventure out below:

And now, the rest is history! I am a total fan and today, I wanted to share my favorites, especially the one I am wearing in the video with my first one. So, check out some of my favorite speedos and beach wear below:

My Favorite Charlie Speedo

Shop my favorite speedo here.

The Best Jock Straps

Shop my favorite jock straps here.

Hollister has the BEST swim wear… especially for us bigger thighed men

Shop their swimwear collection and more here.

Nike Shorts — I love walking around the beach in these…they are SO comfy!

I loveeee these shorts so much, best of all, they BREATHE hunni… Y’all know the nuts need air! Shop my favorite shorts here.

If you see me without my RayBans on the beach, you ain’t see me!

Shop my favorite RayBans here, and my favorite (fake) gold chains here.

These are my other favorites, I am so sad they broke, anyone want to buy me new ones? LOL jk (kinda). Shop these here.

My Favorite Beach Read… Surprise, it’s Oprah!

My favorite book to read at the beach, corny, I know, is “What I Know for Sure,” by Oprah Winfrey. Get the book here. I love books, so stay tuned for more of my beach reads!

9 times out of 10 if I’m on the beach in the hot sun, I’m wearing a bucket hat, I love this white one!

Shop my favorite bucket hat here.

The perfect beach backpack, gotta have something to carry all your crap in style!

Shop my fave here.

Y’all I am so clumsy, and I love this waterproof bag, that helps me keep my iPhone in tact… and not water damaged, LOL!

10/10 highly recommend, shop my favorite here.

ANTI-CHAFE … Lord, jesus, be a fence lol. Having thick thighs… MAN…. LORD!

Thank me later, and stock up on this stuff! Shop it here.

I swear by these tank tops… They are lightweight, breathable, and so easy to carry around on the beach!

Grab these up here.

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