What Your Favorite Puerto Vallarta Gay Bar Says About You
If you’ve been to Puerto Vallarta, you know this place is buzzing with bars and FIESTAS — especially when its on season. Which, if you didn’t know — the popular time to visit PV is October-March. The other times are a little less buzzy. But still a good time. Take it from me, I am currently living here full-time.
Puerto Vallarta has one of the most vibrant gay bar scenes in the world — but let’s be real, your go-to spot says a lot about who you are. I thought it would be fun to do a little breakdown of what your favorite bar says about you. LOL! ;)
Mr. Flamingo (aka the Midwest’s Favorite)
Nine times out of ten, if this is your bar, you love nostalgic early 2000s music and carefree vibes. You’re most likely white (no shade — I go there, too 😉). It’s the perfect spot for singalongs and dancing like nobody’s watching. They play all the fave divas that we all know and love from Mariah Carey to Christina Aguilera to Rihanna to Britney.
CC Slaughters (CC’s)
If you love CC’s, you’re the type who likes to kick back, people-watch, and enjoy a good drag show. This spot is entertainment central, and their drag lineup is unmatched. They are a popular stop for some of the famous RuPaul gals, here I am with Alexis Mateo. We love her!
Paco’s Ranch — Selena performer — Puerto Vallarta’s BEST Drag Show!
Let’s be clear: Paco’s is the drag institution of Puerto Vallarta. If this is your spot, you love immersing yourself in local culture. You know about that legendary 3 AM show — and those dancers? Get ready to be gagged, baby. They are FIONNNNNNNNE. Only come here if you are not scared of staying out past 2,3,4, maybe 5. LOL! I get caught up in all that action going on there and end up staying out way too late.
Spartacus
If Spartacus is your bar of choice, well… we know exactly what you like to get down with 😉. No shame in that — just be safe and have your fun. My only tip here is go on a Friday night before the bars or dip over if you wanna take a break from your friends. Some of the hottest guys in the city head here… Pro Tip: There’s a bar on the top floor, and a pool. If you wanna cool off from all the steam.
La Noche
One of my favorites! If La Noche is your go-to, you love a beautiful rooftop, fun dancers, and an upscale vibe. This bar is stunning, and rumor has it it’s up for sale for $20 million. Buy it if you can, because the vibes are priceless and I’d love to see it get some new charm/vibes.
Mantamar Beach Club
If you’re a Mantamar fan, you’re probably a circuit queen (and that’s okay!). This spot is all about Speedos, pool parties, and the sun-soaked social scene. Not totally my vibe, but if it’s yours — werk!
Tryst
The new kid on the block. If you love Tryst, you’re about nostalgic L.A. nightlife vibes, brunch parties, and drag entertainment. Their Sunday brunch is iconic — it feels like old-school West Hollywood in the best way.
Studs
If Studs is your favorite… you might be straight 😂. Between the cheeky signs outside and the infamous dark room, Studs is always a time. Enough said. Have a blast, great dark room in the back, too, if that’s your vibe!
Elixer
And, if you’re a lesbian, I gotchu. Check out my favorite spot to get a good cocktail. I love this bar because the bartenders and owners are so friendly and the drinks are GREAT. They have my favorite, too, the espresso martini. Tell them Espresso Martini Nick sent ya! :) Check out this cool drink they make there, too:
Final Thoughts
Puerto Vallarta’s gay nightlife has something for everyone — from rooftops and drag shows to dark rooms and pool parties. So… what’s your favorite bar? Drop it in the comments and let me know if you want me to keep reviewing PV nightlife spots. Hope this was helpful. The video above is perfect for if you want to go out alone, too. Have fun and BE SAFE! Always keep an eye on your belongings. Not to say PV isn’t safe, but its still a city in the world, just like anywhere else — don’t think because you are on vacation, nothing can happen to you or any of your things.